More From The Bearded One

I bet you thought this was going to be about our very own Mullah Mr. Gerry Adams or perhaps the other great spiritual leader Pip Rastafari. Alas no, I was having another look at Ali Sistani's site again when I noticed in the Q&A section entitled "Diversion and Play" this little gem;

Question: Is having an orgy permissible under the Qur'an?

Answer: It's forbidden.

It seems the highly educated cleric doesn't know when someone is taking the piss.