Our Leader(by usefull idiots)

This is Bertie Bassett, our leader. He throws down his keys like a god from above allowing us to enter his love pad of debauchery. On entering we are allowed to pray to Mecca and worship the Koran as Bert is open all beliefs. He understalds all needs and is caring to all....He also likes Jack Daniels and (deleted by Bert), only jokin oh large and almightly one.

Edit: obviously not posted by me.