Duck's Ever Increasing Rod
According to Ducky he is now the proud owner of a five meter rod and it only cost him £12, not bad eh?. The thing is it keeps getting bigger. After Ducky vacated my place in a puff of smoke last night boy racer Jordan called. The cops had apparently chased Jordan, flashing lights and all from Islandmagee. Thankfully he had lost them. A rather, no very drunk Jordan then told all present about Duck's magnificent new rod. "Five meters it's way bigger than that!" And Jordan knows cus he uses meters every day in work. "No" said Jordan each piece of Duck's three piece rod is three and a half meters long. Jordan didn't do the maths but that's some rod you've got Ducky.